Learning the art of negotiation....

....the hard way.

A conversation with my youngest.....

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A: (arms akimbo, ooozing attitude) So, Mommy. Have you decided yet?!?!?!

Me: Nooooo.... I am still thinking about it......

A: (big petulant whine) Awwww MAN! How long can it take for you to decide???

Me: Oh. I see. You want me to make a decision right now. Okay. The answer is no.

A: ...

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The moral of this story?? Don't mess with Momma... I never works out the way you think it will.