Holy crap...

I am absolutely torturing myself with these "sell this house" shows on HGTV.

Sadistic? Yes...

But these people are freeking smart! And crazy! And exhausted! And selling! And I am getting some good ideas! And hives from fear / expectation! And headaches from cleaning fumes! All the while, knowing that I am mentally masturbating into a corner from which there is no escape.

And I just can't seem to help myself.... (And yes - we have two showings tomorow and Saturday.)

Gah.