Double Trouble

That was today's "Official MENSA Calendar Title" and is actually a quite accurate description of my day.

I have doubled my kid-age for the afternoon (I'm watching Roses two boys), my work load has definitely doubled having taken last weekend off to play, and now I am just hoping to keep the trouble portion of the day at bay.

Anyhoo, here is today's Brain Bender...

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Fill in each blank below with a word that fits the definition on the left when read normally and fits the definition on the right when read backwards.

• Blemishes ________ Grass
• Animals ________ Stair
• Boats ________ Holders for thread

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Well, that's not so bad. Like always, the answers will be found later in the comments. I'm off to see if I can get everybody to pretend to be mimes - oh yeah... mimes. That could be fun, right??

Update: Okay, so the "mime" thing didn't work (I know, shocking...) But Tammi That 1 Guy from Drunken Wisdom is today's winner!! And here is *his* smartypants award... Whoohoo!

And I have to give an honorable mention shout out to Mrs. Who - who knew that peeing in the shower could be so beneficial??? Thanks for playin' y'all!