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Friday, September 15, 2006

Friday Morning...

...replete with dark circles and mussed hair. But Friday it is.

And I have stolen a meme to kick off the weekend! Thank you Alli over at Fox Rants for providing this morning's inspiration...


Never again in my life: will I drink schnapps of any kind. I am totally allergic to it...

When I was five: I was surprised that the other kids at kindergarten couldn't read too.

High School was: Okay. But I wouldn't do it over again.

I will never forget: The lessons learned Sept. 11th, 2001.

I once met: Harry Connick Jr. And he was just the sweetest guy.

There's this girl I know who: is having a Birthday today. Happy Birthday!!

By noon I'm usually: Home from work and ready to start the rest of my day.

Last night I: had a pizza delivered by a friend.

Next time I go to church: I will pray. I pretty much do that every time though...

What worries me most: is being able to give my girls the tools to make good decisions in their lives.

When I turn my head right, I see: out the window of my home office. It's dark now but in the daytime it's really nice.

When I turn my head left, I see: my darkened living room.

You know I'm lying when: I flush red and trip over my words. But I generally don't lie.

If I was a character written by Shakespeare, I'd be: dead at the end of the play. I just know it.

By this time, next year: I will have been married almost 13 years. 13 is my lucky number...

A better name for me would be: Uhhhh... I really can't imagine having a "better" name.

I have a hard time understanding: calculus. I just don't get it.

If I ever go back to school I'll: know that a huge catastrophe has befallen my life.

You know I like you if: I invite you to my home and feed you.

Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferarro are: a really random group to list together. (I like Alli's answer here.)

Take my advice, NEVER: take Tylenol for a hangover (or before you drink andy alcoholic beverage). You can do serious damage to yourself.

My ideal breakfast is: my Breakfast Burritos ~ eggs, sausage, home fries, peppers & onions, cheese and salsa all rolled into a tortilla. Mmmmmm.... Or Eggs Benedict.

A song I love, but do not have is: SOS by Rhianna. I love it for no good reason at all.

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: having french fries at Hansel's. They serve them by the platter with awesome seasoning and homemade Roquefort dressing. To die for...

Why won't anyone: shoot Bin Laden, already. I am tired of this "we can't find him" crap.

If you spend the night at my house, DO: make yourself at home. I like my peeps to be comfy...

I'd stop my wedding for: Uhhhh... too late. I am way married.

The world could do without: terrorists and mosquitoes.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Eeeewwww! But I'll go with shake Michael Moore's hand - or lick his belly. ::shudder::

My favorite blonde(s) is/are: my lovely daughters.

Paperclips are more useful than: lots of stuff.

San Diego means: Sun. Sand. And sea. But I am guessing here - I have never been.


Okay, I am off to earn a buck or two. Happy Friday!