How you can tell if your wife has been cooking a LOT...

(A conversation by text message... The new normal.)

Me: So - you want breakfast??

WxMan: Yep

Me: Well, what sounds good to you?

WxMan: Dunno - what are my choices?

Me: Sky's the limit - you are going to be driving right past the store! Or there is IHOP or perkins. Otherwise i have eggs and hot dogs...

WxMan: mmmm... eggs and hotdogsss. haha. we can go out.

He's a smart one, eh? And I am oh so subtle... Heh.

But in my defense, I cooked dinner for 70 last night! I am tired... And I don't want eggs and hot dogs either. :^p