Filed under "Hell No!"

Found in my email in-box just now...

From: aolfriends@earth.care.com

To: Me

Subject: Adopt a Penguin and Help Fight Global Warming!

My response?? Oh No - OH HELL NO! Have you seen those things poop? They shoot streams of doodie 4 feet!! Next thing you know they will want us to adopt elephant seals or something. They are just trying to trick me by getting me to adopt something cute first... Screw the Goricle's latest campaign - I'll stick to adopting dogs. Yeesh!

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(Yes - I *am* easily amused... Sue me.)