Well, Just because I'm Dyin' I feel like crap...

....doesn't mean that you shouldn't play. Ready?

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Martin had a fairly slow motorized bicycle. It took him 4 hours to ride uphill for 60 miles to his cabin and 2 hours to come back down. He averaged 15 miles per hour uphill and 30 miles per hour downhill. What was his average speed?

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Uh oh - all of this "uphill" "downhill" stuff makes me feel woozy. And what the hell is a motorized bicycle anyway, a moped? Scooter? What?

Anyway, the answer will be found in the comments later. See you then!

Update: Today's official smartypants is jvh from Showcase of a Shattered Mind! Whoohoo!