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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Dear http://www.universe.....

My mom vacuumed me today with the hose attachment.

I enjoyed it at the time, but now I am beginning to feel a little weird about the whole thing.

She tells me that I am a good boy, but I'm not so sure.

Am I destined to forever feel like a "dirty dog?"

Thanks for your help in this matter...