Note to self...

Just because you hear a loud THWOK while taking a shower there may be no need to tiptoe throughout the house wearing nothing but a (now) wet sarong and dripping suds all the way looking for an intruder.

The THWOK may very well be the 2 liter of diet coke on the counter - expanding. Duh...

Time to hope that the neighbors haven't been traumatized. Again.

Yeesh.