Still here...

...just COLD! Farookin' cold! Coldity cold cold cold cold....

And again - nothing much funny or interesting happening. So what the hell, I will steal a meme from RSM.

Five things you will NEVER hear me say...

1) Can I please have horseradish on that?

2) I plan to go brunette!

3) Sure - you can absolutely get a pet tarantula! Spiders are cute!

4) I need a shot of schnapps...

5) It's only five below - you won't need a coat.

And there you go...

Happy Friday! Stay warm!