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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Blonde joke of the day...


T-G-I-F vs. S-H-I-T

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already

inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F!"

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her

biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it?? Duuhhh..."

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'

h/t Loretta & Dal