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Sunday, February 12, 2006

Some funny for Sunday

First Grade Taste Test

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue..........It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled "Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!!"

Hahahaha! :)