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Need a laugh? Head on over to Overheard in New York...

Man: Oh my god, there's a spider in my salad.
Woman: What? That's not a spider.
Man: Well, it's either a spider or four pubic hairs tied together in a knot, neither of which I am willing to consume.

--T.G.I. Friday's, East 42nd Street

Guy: This remake of King Kong was a good movie; did you ever see the original?

Girl: Yeah, I didn't know it was a true story.
--42nd & 8th

Remember, watch what you say. You never know who might be listening....

(Boy am I easily amused today!)