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Friday, August 05, 2005

Oh Crap....

Don't you just hate it when you do something really stupid?

And what did I do? I have inadvertently cursed myself in one of the worst. ways. possible. I know it sounds as though I am being overly dramatic, but I am now doomed! Doomed I tell you! what did you do?

Only the stupidest thing you can imagine -- and I was just being nice! I didn't even *think* of the ramifications of what I was saying!!!! what did you say?

Arrrrghhhh! And now there is no escaping the consequences! I am just going to have to deal with it! And I don't want to have to deal with it!

[**sigh**] enough already -- what the hell did you do?!?!

I don't even want to think about it. What will my mother say??? I was raised to know better!

.....I'm leaving.

Okay, okay. So like I said, I was just being nice! And then, well, it just slipped out!


I thanked the neighbor lady for the **grumble grumble grumble.......** thanked her for the WHAT???

ZUCCHINI. Okay? I thanked her for the zucchini that she gave to the girls out of her garden. **sob** And she just stopped by and gave me another basket full!!!!

.....oh crap. You *did* screw up! heh.....

I know! I totally screwed up! And now she is going to want to give me zucchini all of the time!!!What am I going to do with all of this !#$%^! zucchini? me. Hey, I've gottta go...... ::edges away::

Hey wait! Want some zucchini?

...... **crickets** ......

Crap. Anyone have a great recipe then? Anyone?