Memo to the house....

Look. Gotdammit. We have had MR. Fix-it in (aka my Dad) in residence for the past 2+ weeks and you pick today the day that he leaves to start having bizarro issues??

I don't know why you think that NOW would be a good time for the toilet in the weird little bathroom so start leaking or why NOW it would seem appropriate for the furnace to stop heating the frickin' house. It'd December damn it! And 9 degrees out! This is going to really start pissing me off if you continue along this vein so KNOCK IT OFF!!

That is all.....