$%^^!&^%% Fruit Flies

.........*smack*...#%!^%^&.......*smack*......... Effin' fruit flies

Does anyone have a sure fire way to rid a kitchen of fruit flies?? Go figure, I am gone for a while and one mutinous lemon has me flapping my arms and clapping trying to kill fruit flies 24/7 in my kitchen. I have hung fly strips (ooooooh, now that's attractive....) and have pitched/quarantined the fruit but the little motherf*ckers are driving me nuts! Any solutions?