Whaddya mean there are *none* of me??

Heh. I found this over at VW's place...

HowManyOfMe.com

There are: 0 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

I assure you. I am freeking here. I pinched me and everything ferGodsakes... That should make for 1 person in the US with my name, right?

Hmmm... Something just isn't right.

I'm here - I saw me, just now! But if this gets me out of paying taxes, I'm all for it!! What's the word on that?